I was talking with a college friend of mine and her son recently. Her son said that one of his neighbors kept saying “would of” instead of “would have” and asked me why that was incorrect.
I grew up in a southern West Virginia and heard phrases like “would of went” and “should of went” often. Thanks to my late grammarian grandfather, The Colonel, those phrases never made it into my vernacular. I heard “would of went” as recent as a few weeks ago listening to a group of adults discuss a recent happy hour. I winced and kept walking. There are two big grammatical problems with that phrase.
“Should, Woulda, Coulda” are actually contractions for “should have,” “would have,” and “could have.” I think the confusion starts with how things sound when you’re speaking.
“I shoulda called my sister last night.”
The “uh” sound gets misinterpreted for “of” instead of the contraction for “have.” I have yet to find any grammatical construction that supports “should of,” “would of,” or “could of” (and let’s go ahead and add “must of” to that list).
If we deconstruct things a little further, “should ___” requires a verb in the blank. “Have” is an auxiliary verb and should be used with should, would, could, might, must, and may. “Of” is a preposition.
Now that we’ve fixed the first problem, let’s move on to the second problem. Instead of saying, “I would of went,” we now know that the correct phrase is “I would have___.” (The word “went” here is easily one of the most common nails-on-a-chalkboard expression phrases for me.)
What we’re trying to communicate here with our modal verbs (shoulda, woulda, coulda) is the correct from of the verb “go,” which is an irregular verb. Let’s conjugate, because it’s all about the participles.
- Present: I go.
- Past: I went.
- Future: I will go.
- Perfect: I have gone.
- Pluperfect: I had gone.
- Future perfect: I will have gone.
- Present: I go. / I have gone.
- Imperfect: I went.
- Pluperfect: I had gone.
- Present: I would go.
- Perfect: I would have gone.
When you decide which modal verb you’re going to use, remember that the modal verb will give you more information about the function of the main verb it governs. “I should have called my sister last night.” “I would have gone to happy hour if you had called me before I fell asleep.”
And, finally, “I could have gone on and on about this topic, but I figure you have the gist of it by now.”
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Author Catherine Spicer is a manager of customer content services at PR Newswire.